buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

use a tanning bed. now have a pair of lips forming on my boobs. fun

hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends:

catsandcunts:

=

can we do the sex

dean-ismean:

dewey throwing it down on malcolm in the middle

eramquodes:

tranquilizingkankri:

no eagle im not doin that tonight… ill do it tomorrow. dont worry. you just shocked me. but ill do it.

HOW DID I SHOCK YOU THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE THE MOST EXPECTED THING IN EXISTENCE

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i expected to get requested fluff

no eagle im not doin that tonight… ill do it tomorrow. dont worry. you just shocked me. but ill do it.

SHOTACAL - dying the second time uhuhuuhuhu

WHAT?

1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

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What: Tumblr Fic War

Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.

When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!

Why: FEELINGS

What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!

wrenspaperwings:

lizzyisfalling:

My favorite.

This is legitimately something I feel like dave strider would say

wrenspaperwings:

lizzyisfalling:

My favorite.

This is legitimately something I feel like dave strider would say

Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.

Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit

Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head. 

Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions. 

(via teacheremmalee)